Cerys (n): "Possibly not very good with people" 25, autistic.

Writer, scientist, guitarist, shoe addict.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is ruining my life.

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serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

(Source: justalocalnative)

Anonymous asked
Do you think that Marvel could have introduced another superheroine in phase 2? I'm not talking about something huge but maybe a few scenes here and there. Do you think there was space in any of the movies?

hellotailor:

LOLthey easily could have introduced more female characters AT ANY POINT during the Avengers franchise. There is no narrative reason why not. The story arc of the Marvel Cinematic Universe was not carved onto stone tablets by God.

There’s “space” in literally every Marvel movie to add more female characters or introduce another superheroine. Here are some suggestions:

  • Give Frigga & Sif more screentime in Thor & Thor 2, possibly by removing one of the Warriors Three.
  • Make Coulson and/or Sitwell women.
  • Make 50% of incidental characters women, instead of 10% or whatever it is right now.
  • Include a Hawkeye-style cameo in any of the Phase 1 or Phase 2 movies, except for a female superhero.
  • Introduce a superheroine during a post-credits sequence like Quicksilver & Scarlet witch. For example, a female supersoldier being created secretly at the end of the first Captain America movie.
  • Make any of the supervillains or their henchmen female. Maybe replace Brock Lumlow (CATWS) with an equivalent female character from the comics.
  • Cut 5 mins of action sequences from The Avengers and use that time to show the origin of a female character mutating thanks to a Chitauri weapon or something.

It’s not a matter of “space.” If they can make space for a bunch of Agent Coulson cameos and an appearance from Stan Lee in every single movie, they could’ve introduced a superheroine any old time. Or at least made half of the background characters female. They just decided not to.

the-goddamazon:

zarabithia:

gazzymouse:

gazzymouse:

Oh no. Cracked vibranium shield.
How can we have Captain America without his vibranium shield?
If only there were some way to get more vibranium!
OH WAIT



Oh no. Broken jet-powered glider wings.
How can we have The Falcon without his jet-powered glider wings?
If only there were someone who knew how to rebuild these wings!
OH WAIT


AND THE ANSWER IS NEVER EVER TONY STARK.
#casual reminder that marvel refuses to put t’challa in the movies because they can’t stand a black man being smarter than tony

Tony Stark is the reason they’re in that mess too.

the-goddamazon:

zarabithia:

gazzymouse:

gazzymouse:

Oh no. Cracked vibranium shield.

How can we have Captain America without his vibranium shield?

If only there were some way to get more vibranium!

OH WAIT

Oh no. Broken jet-powered glider wings.

How can we have The Falcon without his jet-powered glider wings?

If only there were someone who knew how to rebuild these wings!

OH WAIT

AND THE ANSWER IS NEVER EVER TONY STARK.

Tony Stark is the reason they’re in that mess too.

http://apraxial.tumblr.com/post/100321245973/flowermotif-thxnos-civil-war-mcu-the-world

flowermotif:

thxnos:

civil war mcu: the world is devastated after the government wants the… like… 7 heroes to register. Death. Chaos. Madness.

"We can’t let them reveal our secret identities. It would be wrong."

"We don’t have secret identities. You’ve been famous since 1943, I…

(Source: thanoscopter)

varrics:

ah yes, civil war, where the government wants all 6 superheroes to register even tho one has a smithsonian exhibit, one never hid his identity AT ALL and the rest of the information shield had on everyone else was thrown onto the internet at the end of cap 2

what a great plot 

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iscahmckrae:

crimson-11-delight-dustafterrain:

andrewgiraffields:

 #remember when sookie was played by a fat actress and there were literally no jokes about her weight on the show? #remember how she wasn’t defined by her weight? #remember how she got to date and get married and have kids and not be just the token funny fat friend of the main character? #remember when she ~got her life together and was happy before lorelai and that wasn’t seen as threatening?

remember how her insecurities (which she did have, because doesn’t everyone?) had nothing to do with her appearance and were more about her artistic failures, her ability to be a mom, her “annoying quirks” she thought Jackson would get tired of?

remember how even though she was often clumsy forgetful and disorganized she was still portrayed as a competent adult? remember how her decision to get married and have kids didn’t diminish her career as a master chef and entrepreneur? remember how she was a bubbly and funny supporting character without being shallow or unintelligent?

(Source: halpertjames)

reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

kittenpowerderby:

vandulocity:

(via sleepingchild)

(via tiny-rhino)
A few weeks ago a strange cat popped it’s head around my bedroom door (we have a catflap, it didn’t like walk through the wall or anything).
It stared at me.
I stared at it.
"That’s a cat," I said (to the cat).
The cat looked at me, and then the cat left. 
Pretty sure it left because it was so disgusted that I had fallen victim to the “proximity to cat vs inanity of statement” paradigm so quickly.
It’s okay, cat. I expected better of myself, too.(via lalaliru)

kittenpowerderby:

vandulocity:

(via sleepingchild)

(via tiny-rhino)

A few weeks ago a strange cat popped it’s head around my bedroom door (we have a catflap, it didn’t like walk through the wall or anything).

It stared at me.

I stared at it.

"That’s a cat," I said (to the cat).

The cat looked at me, and then the cat left. 

Pretty sure it left because it was so disgusted that I had fallen victim to the “proximity to cat vs inanity of statement” paradigm so quickly.

It’s okay, cat. I expected better of myself, too.

(via lalaliru)

abnormal-fallen-angel:

chainedchaos:

the-game-spirit:

do you ever just sit there listening to music

and you just

imagine scenes that just flow with the song

like they have literally nothing to do with the song and are completely without context

but they just

look

so

cool

OH GOOD I’M NOT ALONE.

I MAKE LITTLE FAN VIDEOS IN MY HEAD

dontbearuiner:

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

I need this like burning.

of-mice-and-ben-bruce:

impersonatr:

penroseparticle:

I always appreciate these photosets- they’re like, idk, Now That’s What I Call Tumblr or something

I had to restrain myself from hitting the reblog button several times over

OMG THE LAST ONE I JUST CAN’T 

(Source: space-douche)