combing an entire river for corpses takes TIME sherlock!!
Details of your incompetence do not interest me. SH—
I’m on my way Sherlock.
By all means move at a glacial pace, John. You know how that thrills me. SH—
Why is no one r e a d y? SH
omg YOU found the body my crew isnt even there yet. also its 4AM!!1—
Don’t touch anything, freak
Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement? SH—
Is there some reason that my coffee isn’t here? Have you died or something? SH
omg omg sherlock im so sorry but they didnt have the kind u wanted so i had to go to a different cafe and then i accidently put cream in it but then i remember you said black and 2 sugars and so i had to get another one—
Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning. SH
You know, I’m in the kitchen. You dont have to text me. Also, what paper?
Please bore someone else with your questions. SH—
JOHN. My flight has been cancelled. It’s some absurd weather problem. SH
Um, let me see what I can do
I need to get home tonight. Lestrade said there’s a new twin murder! SH
No one’s flying out of there tonight because of the storm
Oh, please. It’s just- drizzling. SH
It’s a hurricane, Sherlock. I saw it on the news.
Someone must be getting out. Call Mycroft. Get me his jet. Call everybody else that we know that has a jet. SH
I’m going to sleep now, Sherlock.
This is your responsibility! SH
JOHN!! SH
This is legit the best thing I have read all week.
