perpetualthoughts:

suckmywurst:

psiioniic:

sohomoithurts:

excuse me fox.. what ru doin

Firefox has encountered a problem with Windows

^ A+ commentary on this gif set

This is my favorite joke ever.

Forever reblog. This is making a crappy evening much better :)

(Source: theatredreams)

tacoface:

iwantcupcakes:

One more.

Oh my godddd. Watson you bitch

sleepingchild:

There is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering.  It has become almost fun for me to come across people who take the phrase “a lot” and condense it down into one word, because when someone says “alot,” this is what I imagine:

The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.  

For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine: 

Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______”, I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about.  

If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.  

 

The Alot is incredibly versatile. 

So the next time you are reading along and you see some guy ranting about how he is “alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps,” instead of getting angry, you can be like “You’re right! Alots are known for their superior swimming capabilities.”  

(via alvareo & yerawizardharry)

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward are your hugs?

(Source: icedteea)

effyeahnerdfighters:

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Just clicked onto my dashboard and got this as the first thing. Awesome greeting.

(Source: fuckyeahrollerderbyzebra)

(Source: fuckyeahrollerderbyzebra)

(Source: fuckyeahrollerderbyzebra)

thewhip:

Did you guys now about fuckyeahrollerderbyzebra ?

(Source: fuckyeahrollerderbyzebra)

fuckyeahrollergirls:

lololololol.

Our sport would be much improved by cats on roller skates.

(Source: textsfromthehub)

For the lulz.

(Source: wontretiremightretread)

errolwiththepost:

LUCIUS IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS

This made me honest-to-god laugh out loud :D

tacoface:

who-md:

thaysquint:

temperance-brennan:

mishthequiche:

slytherpuff:

catching-smoke:

caseydoll:

JUST PRESS PLAY

the gif

with the song

omg

oh my god i’m fucking peeing myself sgdfas;dgvfuasvfsdu

i am fucking dying omg tjshfkhlajkwekhl

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAA

ihnafihpfihdpfiwqfowqhfuowehfweoifhweuofwh DEAD**

OMG WITH THE GIF AHAHAHHAHA

ajasldkfjlksad the gif with the song asjkdlfajslkdf oh my god oh my god