vandulocity:

“I AM CALLING OFF THE JAM, REF. WHY ARE YOU NOT LOOKING AT ME CALL OFF THE FUCKING JAM ALREADY.”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY HANDS AREN’T TOUCHING MY HIPS? I AM A TURTLE, I DO NOT HAVE HIPS. OR HANDS. CALL OFF THE FUCKING JAM.”

“I AM CALLING OFF THE JAM, REF. WHY ARE YOU NOT LOOKING AT ME CALL OFF THE FUCKING JAM ALREADY.”